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This Can’t Be True

Posted on January 20, 2013 at 01:03 PM.

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One week later…

Jason Carter: “Good morning Siri, did I miss any calls?”
Siri: “Mr. Bullock called four times already.”
Jason Carter: “Four times? I hope I didn’t get fired for changing back to the old look.”
Siri: “Have you ever heard of the saying out with the old and in with the new?”
Jason Carter: “Of course I did, but I’m the GM and I had one free wish granted. So I figured why not considering that was the peak of the franchise for me. Watching Iverson put up numbers like that was amazing.”
Siri: “Who’s Iverson?”
Jason Carter: “Who’s Iverson? Aww poor Siri your manufacturer didn’t program you properly. I guess it’s time to upgrade.”
Siri: “Of course I know who Allen "The Answer" Iverson is, I was just busting your balls. But were you seriously going to get an upgrade?”
Jason Carter: “No, I like you just the way you are. Let me get going I got some business to handle. Hopefully nothing bad has happened already.”

Jason Carter runs off to call Vince.

Jason Carter: “Hey Vince, what’s going on? Is everything ok?”
Vincent Bullock: “Yea everything’s fine, but –“

Jason cuts vince off

Jason Carter: “Oh what a relief cause I was going crazy. We have a good young team and I didn’t want to lose it before I even got a game in as GM.”
Vincent Bullock: “Jason I wasn’t done talking just yet.”
Jason Carter: “Oh my fault. But if I didn’t get fired then what’s wrong?”
Vincent Bullock: “It’s worst then that.”
Jason Carter: “WHAT?!?! Worst then getting fired?”
Vincent Bullock: “The Commissioner has announced that as a new leaf in being turned over with him coming in as commissioner he wanted to do something special like that for the NBA.”
Jason Carter: “Just get to the point.”
Vincent Bullock: “Adam Silver has announced that there will be a fantasy draft. Every team starts from scratch and every player even the rookies who were just drafted are now available. Even worse the pick your team gets is the pick you’ll have in every round.”
Jason Carter: “That’s not too bad. Maybe we’ll get lucky and get a star like Rose or Carmelo.”
Vincent Bullock: “He’s already announced the order. We pick 25th.”
Jason Carter: “#&$%!! This can't be true!”